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Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Facebook Girl Of The Day - 11.19.09

Name: Audrey
Age: 19
Hometown: Los Angeles, CA

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How Dumb Can You Be?

Seriously? This isn't a Facebook FAIL... This is a Life FAIL

SMH!!! He got her attention, but not the kind of attention he wanted!



Interview Fail

Prostitutes Caught On Google Maps

I still don't get how it is illegal to charge for something that is perfectly legal to give away for free?!?!




Yeah they got caught by google street view. This is a terrible look. I also heard that a crack deal got caught on google street view. Damn you google!


Eminem Orders Another Dose of ‘Relapse’




Eminem is having another Relapse and the doctor knows just the cure. Interscope Records is fixing up a re-release of the rapper’s sixth studio album.

Relapse: Refill will feature the original tracks from Relapse plus seven new songs, and arrive as a double disc just in time for the holidays on December 22.

The repackaged offering comes in place of Relapse 2, which was previously announced for a late 2009 release.

In an interview with Sirius XM’s Shade 45 last month, Em revealed that 50 Cent and producer Just Blaze had contributed to the project.

B*tches Don't Know Bout My Diabeetus!!!

Watch out! He might stab you!


Beanie Sigel in the Studio, Spits Some Bars Dissing Jay-Z (video)




Effect Of Beer

Beer... Helping ugly people get some since the beginning of time.

People Of Walmart! WTFFF A MUST SEE

These are unbelievable. People of WALMART... observe:











Cartoon Characters Get There Revenge... FINALLY!!

Been waiting a long time for this!

Jermaine Making It Rain On A Stripper (Photo)

Natasha Leggero: Hip Hop Sucks - Comedy Time

Sad part is, I sort of agree with her lolll

"That woman fergie is giving our country AIDS!" lmao

Memo to Natasha, Dipset already jocked Mr. Postman! hahahaa




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Grandma's Pissed

Umm yeahh don't look back.. Bad idea.


Little Armenia: In Search Of Kim Kardashian


Cultural fail: "I no like this woman...never!" Way to piss your race off.

This is funny...Zankou Chicken represent!!




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Can I Kiss Her Next

"Please, Please, Please!? Aw snap I just jizzed my pants!"

Oh Yeah I'm Getting Me Some Tonight!!!!!

Dude that girl on the far right... she TOTALLY wants you!

50 Cent Talks Former G-Unit Members, "Game Ain't Really From The Streets"



50 Cent recently discussed former G-Unit member, Game, and explained why the Black Wall Street leader's street credibility should be questioned.

From Fif's perspective, Game's tactics are based upon creating a strong rap buzz for himself.

"They didn't have morals," 50 said about Young Buck and Game. "They haven't been brought up under the same circumstances. We've been taught not to bite the hand that feeds us. It's just not the right way to go. For Game's part, I don't really fault him as much as Buck. Game ain't really from the streets. He's a hip-hop baby. He's doing what he thinks he's supposed to do to generate the most interest. This is why you constantly see him flip-flop from one thing to another thing. He doesn't care, as long as you're interested...I generate attention, and the association gave him attention, initially. I wrote the records that you know him for from the very beginning. See, my respect for Dr. Dre is there because I feel like you might not have heard 'P.I.M.P' the way you heard it if you didn't hear 'In da Club.' You might not have embraced 'Many Men' or felt other things on my record if I didn't start with 'In da Club.' So when a man has his first three singles, from an artist perspective, with material that I wrote for him -- whether it's 'Westside Story,' 'How We Do,' or 'Hate It or Love It' -- then it's clear he'd be like 'I ain't gonna go against that,' but he doesn't have that thing that stops him. And he doesn't mean it later, because you'll see him apologize. It seems like he's sick." (VIBE)

50 recently said he would not be willing to make a collaboration record with Game.


Are Khloe Kardashian And Lamar Odom Heading For Divorce Already?




Sources say Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are headed for a divorce. Are you surprised?

An insider says that Khloe and Odom are not happy. Well, did they really have time to be happy? They only knew each other for a month when they got married. They’re probably not happy at the fact that they’re learning new things about one another. LOL

The source couldn’t confirm the exact reason why the two are getting a divorce, but we’re going stay on top of this developing story!

The two met on August 27, 2009 and married exactly one month later. Khloe wanted a pre-nup and guess what she gets if they divorce?
$500,000 for every year they are married
$25,000 a month in general support
Their new house
A luxury vehicle at the end of every lease
$5,000 a month for shopping
$1,000 for beauty care

But she ain’t happy? Why would she be when she can use ‘unhappy’ as basis to get a divorce so she can have all those things. Hmmm??!! I ain't saying she a gold digger....Ha who am I kidding!

This Picture Is Good And Ruined

Look how cute.. oh wait there is a fat dude in the background.. F*ck!!
PhotoFAIL



Its Time To Put Mom In A Nursing Home

Hmm whats that plastic taste???


Beyonce Says the Baby Will Have To Wait




Beyonce Knowles isn't ready to be a mom.

The 'Crazy In Love' singer eventually wants to start a family with husband Jay-Z and would base her parenting skills on that of her own mother.

She said: "It's not time for that yet. But definitely there will be a time. I want to be a great mother, the kind of mother that I have. I want the same bond that I had with my mom and that would be enough for me.

"The security and love I feel being in a relationship, a marriage, it's absolutely incredible. Incredible."

The pop star's husband of a year-and-a-half was reportedly overheard recently saying he's ready to start having babies with Beyonce and that "procreating" is high on their agenda right now, but she has since denied this.

The 28-year-old singer said the time for parenthood would come but for now she was happy just being a couple.

She has also previously said that watching her sister Solange give birth had put her off the experience.

Another Facebook Fail!

If I had a dollar every time.... oh never mind... just enjoy the fail!


Another Win For PC

Have you figured it out yet?? I don't like MAC's

Beyonce Crowd Surfs

Damn I would of paid for a trip to London just for the opportunity to "help" her surf


Pepsi Fail

I like coke better anyways....



Sportsmanship Fail

Dangerous Place To Sleep

Lol wat are you thinking?!? Hope that jet isn't going anywhere anytime soon...