Eminem Loses Kim Kardashian To Kanye West??

So reports are saying that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s close relationship pissed Reggie Bush off. Reggie saw texts from Kanye on Kim’s phone and flipped out on her! Meanwhile, Reggie has been dating a latina model from Miami named Ortega! Apparently it is true, that behind every beautiful women, there is a man whos tired of hitting it, and 100 more waiting in line.

Well looks like Kanye was first in line. So does this mean Eminem has lost Kim to Kanye West? Kim was getting around but not with you Em! I'd like to see an Eminem and Kanye beef come from this! In fact, I'd like to see Eminem beef with anyone, just to see Eminem destroy them! (Eminem destroys Mariah Carey and wack ass Nick Cannon)

Personally, I don't see what is so great bout Kim Kardashian. Put her on the beach with no makeup and she looks like any other chick!

Yeah, that greasy, pimple, sunburnt forehead = NOT SEXY

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So Close, But So Far Away... Epic FAILS!

Today is the first day of FAIL FRIDAY'S!!


Hunting is definitely not your sport homie! Shaq can shoot better then you!




I just heard of a great new work out! Its called "There's no hope, just kill yourself!"



No comments, just FAIL, FAIL ,FAIL!!!





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EVERY Kanye West Sample!

I knew he sampled, but I had no idea to this extent! I wonder why I'm over here trying to make up original beats, when I can just steal everyone else! Now don't get it twisted I respect Kanye and his work, but where do u draw the line between sampling and stealing?




(fail on my part for chosing a white robber... SMH)


I'm not sure myself but here is a funny clip of a guy watching Kayne making a beat!




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Eminem - The Warning - New Mariah Carey Diss July 2009

This is dope. I'd love to see if he releases some pics! Moral of the story? Don't take naked pictures!




I still can't believe that shes married to wack ass Nick Cannon...





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A Dirty Work Out?? Or Is It Just Me??

As I watching this clip, I started wondering, is it me or is this workout very suggestive?



I can't watch a woman eating a banana either...




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It's My Birthday!

On vacation for my birthday! Posts start again on Friday July 31st!

The Worst Song I've Ever Heard!!

So I came across this video and immediately came to the conclusion that this is possibly the worst thing I've ever heard... WOW. Even William Hung knows this band is terrible!




Seriously, I'm not even trying to be mean, (yes I am!) but I've never seen a deaf and dumb singer with a lisp. I can't understand a word she said! I can understand Twista better then this chick.




I still can't get over it...I think every time I watch this video a small baby dies somewhere in the world. So being a music producer, I took it upon my self to help this band out! (Not really!)





LOL at my self for even getting them to dance on beat!



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The Club Was A Zoo Last Night... SERIOUSLY!!

So I've been having some bad luck with clubs recently. I was at the club again last night and the place was a Zoo! Seriously! Every animal kingdom was representing last night hard body karate!!!

Observe:

The monkeys came through and showed love!






Next up was the giraffes!

This bird thing flew in too!






Finally, this lama thing cam through? I'm not sure what she is! HA!






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People Who Look Like Star Wars Characters Should Not Be In The Club!

So I woke up this morning and tried to remember what happened last night. Then I remembered there was a Star Wars Parade through the club last night!

No one told me it was dress like your favorite Stars Wars character! Not that I would have dressed up anyways! These people look like damn fools!

First up is this hot mess. She came waltzing through the club looking like Jabba The Hut!






Next up was 3CPO. I don't think I could get my face to look like that if I tried.







Finally, Master Yoda came bouncing through the club! Even his ears match... wtf?!?








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Godzilla Hit Me Up On Facebook!

So it was just a regular day until I logged into my Facebook and received this: "Check out my pics and tell me whats good with me and you"

So I go to her page and this was the only picture she had up:




WTF... did I just get hit on by Godzilla?? This chick is so busted, a dude who's doing 25 to life, would pass on a conjugal visit with this chick.

I was so devastated that I got hit on by such a busted chick, I contacted Dr. Phil. This is what he told me to tell her:




Yes I got you Dr. Phil!! I think I see the resemblance!




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Racing In A Parking Lot.. Epic Fail

First, let me start off by saying these two guys fail automatically with the ricey import cars. My lawnmower sounds better then these fart buckets. Buy an American car next time not some cheap import!


Now as far as the video goes... they all sound a bit to excited. As excited as this chick, that's shes getting touched, for the first time ever...



Yeah.. go head homie, wipe that shame off your face! Dude in the back.. we see you trying to look away! Your not fooling anyone!


I don't know about you, but they way these guys laugh? I'm wouldn't be surprised if one of them got out of the car wearing a skirt!




I'm sure they all had fun explaining what happened when the cops showed up.

Mom and Daughters Get Nine Boob Jobs Costing $65,000

Um which one is the mom?? I think it is the one on the far left but I'm not sure? And what kind of family relationship do you have when your getting boob jobs with your mom? I wanna know who is the Mom trying to impress at 50? Ok you got big boobs but the rest of you is GROSS!


Here is the full article:

A British mother and four of her daughters have undergone nine breast enhancement surgeries between them, costing almost $65,000.

Chantal Marshall, 50, a mother of nine, was a 34B before her first operation, now she is a 34DD."Having nine children left my boobs looking like milk bottles. In 1996, after I had my seventh child, I had my first set of implants," Marshall said.

Her daughters Ripley, 18, Tara, 22, Terri, 25, Emma, 28, all say their mother inspired them to get the surgeries and now boast breast sizes ranging from 34DD to 32GG.

I wonder if any of them had a tummydo before the boob jobs?? (boobs stick out less then her tummy do)

Example:

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Bringing Real Hip-Hop Back!!

This is some real hip hop right here!! I'm loving this! By the way, I placed the model in this video, so ladies if your trying to get your model on... Hit me up!!!

Jamieson Ft. Kinetik: "It Ain't Hard To See"



Behind The Scenes @ Jamieson Ft. Kinetik Video Shoot: "It Ain't Hard To See"




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Facebook FAIL Law

So I found that if you try to sign up for Facebook and your under the age of 13, you can't join.. Facebook needs to be sued for false advertising... Seriously, you'd probably win too.

Since Facebook has yet to enact any sort of code of conduct I give you: Facebook FAIL Law

Violating any of these laws makes you a complete FAILURE. If you FAIL at Facebook, you FAIL at LIFE.


1. If you are old enough to be reading this and your either one of your parents (or worse grandparents) has a Facebook... FAIL

2. If you are still using Myspace and don't have a Facebook.. FAIL (Facebook > Myspace)

3. If you are the owner of this picture and put it on Facebook... YOU FAIL!!!

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Don't Meet Women At The Club

Dude.. seriously? WTF...

I don't even know where to start on this one. She weighs more then you homie! Your face says a combination of "I just sh*t my pants" and "Get this hippopotamus off of me" I mean damn yo she's past fat and pushing chunky. So here are the Pros and Cons of meeting women at the club.


Cons

If you meet a chick at the club, you'll hang your head in shame when you realize you have no ability to get with anything but a hippo..





If you meet a chick at the club, she wont hesitate to choke you when your passed out!




Pros

If you meet a chick at the club, you get to play herpes roulette! (what you don't wanna play?!?)




If you meet a chick at the club, you'll be too drunk to notice she she looks like this:





So basically nothing good can come out of meeting women at the club. Bring some of your own girls with you next time buddy...


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