Fail OR Win? I can't Decide...

Still can't pick one...

The Club Was A Zoo Last Night... SERIOUSLY!!

So I've been having some bad luck with clubs recently. I was at the club again last night and the place was a Zoo! Seriously! Every animal kingdom was representing last night hard body karate!!!

Observe:

The monkeys came through and showed love!






Next up was the giraffes!

This bird thing flew in too!






Finally, this lama thing cam through? I'm not sure what she is! HA!






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People Who Look Like Star Wars Characters Should Not Be In The Club!

So I woke up this morning and tried to remember what happened last night. Then I remembered there was a Star Wars Parade through the club last night!

No one told me it was dress like your favorite Stars Wars character! Not that I would have dressed up anyways! These people look like damn fools!

First up is this hot mess. She came waltzing through the club looking like Jabba The Hut!






Next up was 3CPO. I don't think I could get my face to look like that if I tried.







Finally, Master Yoda came bouncing through the club! Even his ears match... wtf?!?








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Godzilla Hit Me Up On Facebook!

So it was just a regular day until I logged into my Facebook and received this: "Check out my pics and tell me whats good with me and you"

So I go to her page and this was the only picture she had up:




WTF... did I just get hit on by Godzilla?? This chick is so busted, a dude who's doing 25 to life, would pass on a conjugal visit with this chick.

I was so devastated that I got hit on by such a busted chick, I contacted Dr. Phil. This is what he told me to tell her:




Yes I got you Dr. Phil!! I think I see the resemblance!




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Racing In A Parking Lot.. Epic Fail

First, let me start off by saying these two guys fail automatically with the ricey import cars. My lawnmower sounds better then these fart buckets. Buy an American car next time not some cheap import!


Now as far as the video goes... they all sound a bit to excited. As excited as this chick, that's shes getting touched, for the first time ever...



Yeah.. go head homie, wipe that shame off your face! Dude in the back.. we see you trying to look away! Your not fooling anyone!


I don't know about you, but they way these guys laugh? I'm wouldn't be surprised if one of them got out of the car wearing a skirt!




I'm sure they all had fun explaining what happened when the cops showed up.

Bringing Real Hip-Hop Back!!

This is some real hip hop right here!! I'm loving this! By the way, I placed the model in this video, so ladies if your trying to get your model on... Hit me up!!!

Jamieson Ft. Kinetik: "It Ain't Hard To See"



Behind The Scenes @ Jamieson Ft. Kinetik Video Shoot: "It Ain't Hard To See"




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