People Of Walmart - 12.30.09

I can’t decide what to stare at!! Should I try to figure out what she is wearing and how/why parts are sticking out? Or should I decided why she would wear whatever it is with those shoes?

People Of Walmart - 12.29.09

Wtf?? I think they sell mirrors at Walmart, she needs to pick one up!

People Of Walmart - 12.28.09

“Honey, we should get matching flannel pajama bottoms and matching hoodies.” – ‘What a great idea! Once we get them we should totally wear them out in public so everyone knows we are together too!’ – “Oh my God, we are so cute!”

People Of Walmart - 12.27.09

Who loves Santa side-boob? Everyone loves Santa side-boob.

People Of Walmart - 12.26.09

Fresh from the forest.. Just gotta stop at Wally World and pick up some new butcher knives...

People Of Walmart - 12.25.09

I got dressed in the dark... cuz I didn't pay my bill. Cut me some slack. lol

People Of Walmart - 12.24.09

Sorry this lane is closed...As are my eyes now too.

People Of Walmart - 12.22.09

Are those ankle weights, half-socks or sweatbands? Does she think that if things are kind of the same color they can go together? Are see-through shorts only appropriate with shiny blue hats? I wish I knew how these things worked.

People Of Walmart - 12.21.09

What are the odds that two people in the world, let alone the same Walmart return line, would be rocking snake-skin capris and white tees? Oh wait.. they both shop at Walmart. That explains a lot...

People Of Walmart - 12.20.09

I can’t tell if that’s a hooker or a teenage European boy……or both.

People Of Walmart - 12.19.09

Thank god I didn’t wear my lime green neon pants, banana yellow pumps and tie dyed shirt like I was planning…. that may have been awkward.

People Of Walmart - 12.18.09

Have I been huffing what? Huffing paint? What? Really? Where would you get that?…….Okay yes. Yes I have. It makes the cat food taste better.

People Of Walmart - 12.17.09

Parents, STOP THIS! Stop this now! Your kid is not a dog, get him off the leash. I don’t want to hear that you are too busy to watch your child in public. Your priorities are kid first, remembering milk second. Most of the time it’s the kids on leashes that are ignored by their parents the most. But i guess its okay that little Timmy is throwing Oreos at an employee as long as he is doing it while tied to his monkey backpack leash. JUST STOP IT.

People Of Walmart - 12.16.09

So he has a tail? So what! LOL I think you be asking yourself why you don't have one! It is gonna be the hottest accessory of 2010!!

People Of Walmart - 12.15.09

I put this picture up so that you can stare at it for 5 minutes to decide if she is hot, then try to convince yourself that you don’t actually think she’s hot when you know she really is. =)

People Of Walmart - 12.14.09

What? It’s a new type of scarf. It keeps my back warm…mind your own business.

People Of Walmart - 12.13.09

This guy seems like gets pissed when people think that he is an Elvis impersonator, because as it turns out, he had this look before Elvis and won’t change out of principle.

People Of Walmart 12.12.09

"Hey, try not to scratch my 1981 Buick Skylark!"

People Of Walmart 12.11.09

How am I supposed to slap a ho without an essential part of my balanced breakfast?

People Of Walmart 12.10.09

Jagwagon - I think this is the “Poser Barbie” dream car.