Damnnnnnn she looks good from the back, but hold up, did Godzilla just turn around?!?! WTF?!? Now I'm not sure if she's a midget or just has a gimpy leg! (her leg goes wayyy back.. farther then Neyo's hairline!)
That was my exact thought process as I was bouncing around the club and saw this fine looking individual. Which brings me to my question of the day, "Can you forgive a busted face for a nice body??" (Not that nice in this case tho! Those stretch marks are messing up her tat 4 real!)
But in all seriousness what would you do? I mean you can always cover her face with a pillow, right? At least she doesn't have a tummydo (her boobs stick out less then her tummy do) But what happens the next day when she wants to meet for lunch and you don't wanna get caught dead out in public with this girl?? (Like Chris Brown at a Rihanna concert)
If you should so happen to find your self waking up next to King Kong you have a few options:
1. Umm no I lied. You don't any options. Just get the hell outta there! And when you do escape from the dragon's lair, just hope your not the farther:
