Star And Buck Wild Hate The Drake Video Too

To all you people who hated on me for that Drake post... I'm not the only one who hated on that video!!! Star and Buck Wild have my back!!! And see I was right.. Kayne did it on purpose!

Can You Forgive A Busted Face For A Nice Body???

Damnnnnnn she looks good from the back, but hold up, did Godzilla just turn around?!?! WTF?!? Now I'm not sure if she's a midget or just has a gimpy leg! (her leg goes wayyy back.. farther then Neyo's hairline!)



That was my exact thought process as I was bouncing around the club and saw this fine looking individual. Which brings me to my question of the day, "Can you forgive a busted face for a nice body??" (Not that nice in this case tho! Those stretch marks are messing up her tat 4 real!)

But in all seriousness what would you do? I mean you can always cover her face with a pillow, right? At least she doesn't have a tummydo (her boobs stick out less then her tummy do) But what happens the next day when she wants to meet for lunch and you don't wanna get caught dead out in public with this girl?? (Like Chris Brown at a Rihanna concert)

If you should so happen to find your self waking up next to King Kong you have a few options:


1. Umm no I lied. You don't any options. Just get the hell outta there! And when you do escape from the dragon's lair, just hope your not the farther:

Is It Her... Or Is It Photoshop!?!?!?

Not only is this chick a bit too old to be on social networking sites, but now she needs to hit the gym hard body karate!! I mean I always knew she was packing a bit extra but damn, now that I'm seeing the comparison I'm thinking twice bout hollering at this one. (yes that is my Photoshop handy work )

Now, if your still trying to pick up a myspace chick, I'd say save your efforts and convert to facebook. First off, think about the type of chick your going to meet off myspace... It is most likely the same chick who's been meeting guys off the internet since myspace came out. Now I'm not saying shes a dirty girl... but I think you get the picture.

When ever I've met a girl off the Internet I've found it handy to stay in my car until I see her, just for the fact that it makes for a seedy getaway when Godzilla gets out of her car and comes waltzing over your way. Sure you'll feel bad for about 30 seconds while your driving away and that big smile quickly converts to a frown, but hey getting herpes because you had to down 15 shots to be able to tolerate her pterodactyl looking face and didn't wrap it up would feel bad too!

So if you do choose to meet you women off the internet lucky for you facebook shows your mutual friends. Why is this important? Have enough of them with a chick and she'll prolly think that she knows you some how. Poke her a few times (cuz that's not sketch at all) and you'll be good to go! Just make sure you stay in your car!

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New Circle Of Friends??

So this was my first blog post.. but it was wack.. do i deleted it.

Well at the very least... I got a sweet blog outta the deal! Right??