Don't Meet Women At The Club

Dude.. seriously? WTF...

I don't even know where to start on this one. She weighs more then you homie! Your face says a combination of "I just sh*t my pants" and "Get this hippopotamus off of me" I mean damn yo she's past fat and pushing chunky. So here are the Pros and Cons of meeting women at the club.


Cons

If you meet a chick at the club, you'll hang your head in shame when you realize you have no ability to get with anything but a hippo..





If you meet a chick at the club, she wont hesitate to choke you when your passed out!




Pros

If you meet a chick at the club, you get to play herpes roulette! (what you don't wanna play?!?)




If you meet a chick at the club, you'll be too drunk to notice she she looks like this:





So basically nothing good can come out of meeting women at the club. Bring some of your own girls with you next time buddy...


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