Money On The Floor - Corte Ellis

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Kid Is Too Exicted Over Vanessa Hudgens Pics!!!

So Vanessa Hudgens is really hot... But this kid is a bit too excited about the new pics! However, he is definitely my new favorite video blogger! I think its great that hes like 10 and has already got internet porn figured out! His parents must be proud.

When I grow up, I want to be just like him... no wait I'm older then him! You will probably see this kid again on Judge Judy or Cops in about 10 years!

Woww....




Why didn't I see these sooner...




Him in 10 years hahah...

Another hot pic...I think this one is my favorite.

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How To Fold A Shirt

Did anyone see the folding of her shirt??? I watched that clip several times.. nope didn't notice any shirt folding at all!

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Kid Nailed With Slingshot!

So my day got off to a rocky start today... but then I saw this video. Kinda made my bad day, not seem so bad!

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Your Hot, But Your Fat Friend Can't Come

So I was out last night at a lounge with a very attractive young lady. All was going well but then she asked me if her friend could meet up with us. I said sure, but little did I know that her friend was pushing 200! When I saw this chick walk in the club my heart sunk faster then this chick on the trampoline!







So her friend comes in and sits down... with out hesitation I get up, say I'm heading to the bathroom, but walk straight to the exit! Sorry if you chill with a fat chick at a lounge or club you fail worse then this kid!

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I Want To Marry You

Seriously who ever this chick is, open marriage proposal! I want to know when they are going to start selling these at Home Depot, because I'm pre-ordering 10,000!






Um I didn't really pay attention to what she was carrying in her "purse" haha

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Money On The Floor

Check out this new track by Corte Ellis - Money On The Floor, produced by yours truly (Q-Wreck) For those of you don't know, he is talking about being at a strip club!

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Stripper Fail

Wait for it.. wait for it... wait for it... BAM! HaHaHaHaHa!

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DJ Bin Laden Is Spinning Today!

Seriously tho, I think DJ Bin Laden might be spinning at some of the radio stations here in NYC. I'm almost at the point that I want to take my radio and frisbee it out onto the highway due to the copious amounts of trash perpetuated on my local radio stations.




Dear Mr. DJ:

1. Stop cutting songs off half way through... It's bad enough when someone sees you jamming out in your car but worse when the song cuts to the next and your still rocking out to the last song!






2. Stop playing the same songs over and over! Seriously, if I hear that same Drake song again I'm gonna lose my mind!





3. Stop scratching and looping the song like your a club DJ. When your in the car you don't want to hear the intro to a song 15 times. When your at the club and too drunk to notice, then you won't care. (but he looks mad bored, not drunk lol!)




4. Stop doing voice over dubs and cutting into the track to do a shout out. No one cares what you have to say Dee Jayyy!

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Can You Fax That Back To Me, It Was My Only Copy...

So I was at work today and I was waiting on some documents to be faxed to our office. Well the documents came, and so did a panicked phone call about 10 minutes later. "Can you fax that back to me, it was my only copy" (FAIL)

Now, I'm not sure how she thought a fax machine worked... But I'm guessing it was something along the lines that the documents got smashed into the fax wires and then came out the other side? SMH @ her for even using a fax...




Anyways, I told her that I'd fax it back to her. (But I never did) Few minutes later, I got a call saying thank you! I'm guessing she thought the original documents that were still in her fax the whole time, were the faxed back copies. SMH SMH SMH SMH SMH!

This is probably the same chick who has a car like this:



I swear they really need to start making IQ tests part of the driving test. A 15 minute test could save me the hassle of dealing with your terrible driving skills! (Bad Geico quote I know, I know!)


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Water Slide Down A Mountain... WOW

I wonder if they had a test dummy try it out first... ridiculous skill, or incredible luck?



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The Club Was A Zoo Last Night... Again!!!

So I was out again last night and the place was a total zoo! All kinds of animals were out last night!


First up, Curious George the monkey was representing real hard last night!!

This chick strate up had hair like a horse!

Even the cowardly lion was chillin in the club!






Last but not least the Tin Can Man came through and showed love!







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So Close, But So Far Away... Epic FAILS!

Today is the first day of FAIL FRIDAY'S!!


Hunting is definitely not your sport homie! Shaq can shoot better then you!




I just heard of a great new work out! Its called "There's no hope, just kill yourself!"



No comments, just FAIL, FAIL ,FAIL!!!





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EVERY Kanye West Sample!

I knew he sampled, but I had no idea to this extent! I wonder why I'm over here trying to make up original beats, when I can just steal everyone else! Now don't get it twisted I respect Kanye and his work, but where do u draw the line between sampling and stealing?




(fail on my part for chosing a white robber... SMH)


I'm not sure myself but here is a funny clip of a guy watching Kayne making a beat!




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The Worst Song I've Ever Heard!!

So I came across this video and immediately came to the conclusion that this is possibly the worst thing I've ever heard... WOW. Even William Hung knows this band is terrible!




Seriously, I'm not even trying to be mean, (yes I am!) but I've never seen a deaf and dumb singer with a lisp. I can't understand a word she said! I can understand Twista better then this chick.




I still can't get over it...I think every time I watch this video a small baby dies somewhere in the world. So being a music producer, I took it upon my self to help this band out! (Not really!)





LOL at my self for even getting them to dance on beat!



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