Wednesday, December 16, 2009
The 16 Women of Tiger Woods
#1 Tiger Ho - Rachel Uchitel (Events Planner)

This was the ho that blew tiger's cover. He was on his way to visit this ho on Thanksgiving when his wife caught wind of it and beat his ass with the golf club, which ended up leading to the accident.
When Rachel is ho'ing with married men, she works as an Events Planner in New York.
#2 Tiger Ho - Jaimee Grubbs (Las Vegas Cocktail Waitress / Tool Academy Girl)

This was the 2nd Ho to come forward.
Jaime works as a Las Vegas cocktail waitress and was featured on the TV show 'Tool Academy'.
She started working with Tiger's Tool in April 2007.
#3 Tiger Ho - Kalika Moquin (Las Vegas Marketing Manager)

Kalika Moquin aka Tiger Ho #3 actually has a real job (Las Vegas Marketing Manager) so she has refused to blab all her Ho details to the media.
The last time Tiger allegedly dug it out was October 23rd.
#4 Tiger Ho - Jamie Jungers (Model)

Tiger's 4th Ho is a wannabe-model who was engaged when she met Tiger in 2005.
After meeting Jaime in Las Vegas, Tiger smashed the first night at his room at the MGM Grand, and kept smashing for the next couple years.
Jaime actually told her simp-ass fiance' that she had met Tiger but he claims he didn't know she was 'taking the golf club'.
#5 Tiger Ho - Mindy Lawton (Restaurant Manager)

Tiger allegedly smashed this restaurant manager / Ho in his Florida house "at least 5 times".
#6 Tiger Ho - Cori Rist (Model)

This was Tiger's "On-Tour Ho" last year.
Another wanna-be model.
#7 Tiger Ho - Holly Sampson (Adult Film Star)

Finally, a Ho that knows she's a Ho.
Porn star Holly Sampson is (to date) Tiger's #7 Ho.
#8 Tiger Ho - Elin Maria Pernilla Nordegren (Nanny / Model)

#9 Tiger Ho - Julie Postle (Cocktail Waitress)

Yet another cocktail waitress, this one from Orlando, Florida, has come forward.
Her lawyer, Michael O'Quinn has stated "at the time the affair allegedly began, she was 20 years old and met Woods at the Roxy in Orlando, where she was a VIP server."
Yet another bum bitch to add to Tiger's growing list of problems
#10 Tiger Ho - Mystery Ho (British TV Host)

Another Ho that wants to shit on Tiger but doesn't want to look like a Ho.
The 2nd Mystery Ho is allegedly a sexy British TV host.
She was single when she was Ho'ing with Tiger, but has since found someone stupid enough to wife her up.
#11 Tiger Ho - Theresa Rogers (48 Year Old Cougar)

Let's not beat around the gray-haired bush any further and introduce you to Tiger's most embarrassing conquest - 48 year old Theresa Rogers.
Theresa claims that she taught Tiger how to be a "great lover".
I think I just threw up in my mouth.
#12 Tiger Ho - Joslyn James (Adult Film Star)

Things just keep getting worse and worse for Tiger.
Yet another washed up porn star has come forward. This time it's adult film star Jocelyn James (Veronica Siwik-Daniels).
Jocelyn specializes in DP's - that's when two men fill an orifice of their choosing.
Tiger Woods aka The Bum Bitch Magnet.
#13 Tiger Ho - Porsha (1st Black Girl On The List)

Not too much info is known about this one, except she's an Atlanta club girl.
Oh, and this is the first black girl that Tiger's been connected to.
#14 Tiger Ho - Loredana Jolie (Playboy Model & Call Girl)

According to her Pimp, Michelle Braun, Tiger's favorite prostitute was Loredana Jolie - a blond Playboy model from Italy.
Tiger was allegedly tricking off $30k-$40k on a typical weekend.
Here are some things she said about Tiger:
"He usually wanted more. He liked three-ways."
"He would request the college-cutie, girl-next-door look"
"He could go for days. He'd pay a flat rate for an evening, but that would usually be extended."
"The girls would talk about his stamina."
#15 Tiger Ho - Mystery Ho in her 40's

Yet another unidentified female in her 40s. She's represented by lawyer Gloria Allred, so her name will be popping up soon enough.
She allegedly had an affair with Tiger that lasted for years.
#16 Tiger Ho - Lawyer

A lawyer who doesn't want to identify her identity is tiger's latest belt notch.
I'm sure there will be more to follow...
AND WOW THAT WAS THE LONGEST POST EVER WTF HAHA

This was the ho that blew tiger's cover. He was on his way to visit this ho on Thanksgiving when his wife caught wind of it and beat his ass with the golf club, which ended up leading to the accident.
When Rachel is ho'ing with married men, she works as an Events Planner in New York.
#2 Tiger Ho - Jaimee Grubbs (Las Vegas Cocktail Waitress / Tool Academy Girl)

This was the 2nd Ho to come forward.
Jaime works as a Las Vegas cocktail waitress and was featured on the TV show 'Tool Academy'.
She started working with Tiger's Tool in April 2007.
#3 Tiger Ho - Kalika Moquin (Las Vegas Marketing Manager)

Kalika Moquin aka Tiger Ho #3 actually has a real job (Las Vegas Marketing Manager) so she has refused to blab all her Ho details to the media.
The last time Tiger allegedly dug it out was October 23rd.
#4 Tiger Ho - Jamie Jungers (Model)

Tiger's 4th Ho is a wannabe-model who was engaged when she met Tiger in 2005.
After meeting Jaime in Las Vegas, Tiger smashed the first night at his room at the MGM Grand, and kept smashing for the next couple years.
Jaime actually told her simp-ass fiance' that she had met Tiger but he claims he didn't know she was 'taking the golf club'.
#5 Tiger Ho - Mindy Lawton (Restaurant Manager)

Tiger allegedly smashed this restaurant manager / Ho in his Florida house "at least 5 times".
#6 Tiger Ho - Cori Rist (Model)

This was Tiger's "On-Tour Ho" last year.
Another wanna-be model.
#7 Tiger Ho - Holly Sampson (Adult Film Star)

Finally, a Ho that knows she's a Ho.
Porn star Holly Sampson is (to date) Tiger's #7 Ho.
#8 Tiger Ho - Elin Maria Pernilla Nordegren (Nanny / Model)

Born January 1, 1980, Ellin is a former Swedish model.
Ellin and and her twin sister Josefin were working as nannies for professional golfer Jesper Parnevik, when he introduced Ellin to Tiger in 2001.
Two super-hot swedish models as your nannies Jesper? And you weren't smashing both of them? Really?
Tiger married Ellin on October 5, 2004. They have 2 children.
After Tiger was caught cheating, she demanded to re-write the pre-nuptual.
That makes you a Ho in my book.
Ellin and and her twin sister Josefin were working as nannies for professional golfer Jesper Parnevik, when he introduced Ellin to Tiger in 2001.
Two super-hot swedish models as your nannies Jesper? And you weren't smashing both of them? Really?
Tiger married Ellin on October 5, 2004. They have 2 children.
After Tiger was caught cheating, she demanded to re-write the pre-nuptual.
That makes you a Ho in my book.
#9 Tiger Ho - Julie Postle (Cocktail Waitress)

Yet another cocktail waitress, this one from Orlando, Florida, has come forward.
Her lawyer, Michael O'Quinn has stated "at the time the affair allegedly began, she was 20 years old and met Woods at the Roxy in Orlando, where she was a VIP server."
Yet another bum bitch to add to Tiger's growing list of problems
#10 Tiger Ho - Mystery Ho (British TV Host)

Another Ho that wants to shit on Tiger but doesn't want to look like a Ho.
The 2nd Mystery Ho is allegedly a sexy British TV host.
She was single when she was Ho'ing with Tiger, but has since found someone stupid enough to wife her up.
#11 Tiger Ho - Theresa Rogers (48 Year Old Cougar)

Let's not beat around the gray-haired bush any further and introduce you to Tiger's most embarrassing conquest - 48 year old Theresa Rogers.
Theresa claims that she taught Tiger how to be a "great lover".
I think I just threw up in my mouth.
#12 Tiger Ho - Joslyn James (Adult Film Star)

Things just keep getting worse and worse for Tiger.
Yet another washed up porn star has come forward. This time it's adult film star Jocelyn James (Veronica Siwik-Daniels).
Jocelyn specializes in DP's - that's when two men fill an orifice of their choosing.
Tiger Woods aka The Bum Bitch Magnet.
#13 Tiger Ho - Porsha (1st Black Girl On The List)

Not too much info is known about this one, except she's an Atlanta club girl.
Oh, and this is the first black girl that Tiger's been connected to.
#14 Tiger Ho - Loredana Jolie (Playboy Model & Call Girl)

According to her Pimp, Michelle Braun, Tiger's favorite prostitute was Loredana Jolie - a blond Playboy model from Italy.
Tiger was allegedly tricking off $30k-$40k on a typical weekend.
Here are some things she said about Tiger:
"He usually wanted more. He liked three-ways."
"He would request the college-cutie, girl-next-door look"
"He could go for days. He'd pay a flat rate for an evening, but that would usually be extended."
"The girls would talk about his stamina."
#15 Tiger Ho - Mystery Ho in her 40's

Yet another unidentified female in her 40s. She's represented by lawyer Gloria Allred, so her name will be popping up soon enough.
She allegedly had an affair with Tiger that lasted for years.
#16 Tiger Ho - Lawyer

A lawyer who doesn't want to identify her identity is tiger's latest belt notch.
I'm sure there will be more to follow...
AND WOW THAT WAS THE LONGEST POST EVER WTF HAHA
Obie Trice Calls Out BET, Says Network Banned Music Over Eminem No-Shows

Former Shady Records artist Obie Trice has called out BET by accusing the urban network of blackballing his music in the past, after Eminem skipped their annual awards shows.
According to Trice, Em's publicized 2006 performance was set-up in order to get his records played again.
"I can only talk about my last album, Second Round's On Me. There was a lot of things going on with that record as far as promotion-wise and the marketing scheme of the record, and then a bunch of issues with MTV not playing my lead single with Akon, and that kind of hindered things -- we needed that video look," Trice explained in an interview. "BET wouldn't play the video because Eminem had missed the BET Awards three years in a row, so he had to shake hands with them, kiss and make up with them by going back to the BET Awards with Busta Rhymes that one year to fix that situation so we can get music played. So honestly, it's the push of the label, the push of the radio playing the music and just working the record. Some people work records, and if it ain't an instant hit they leave it alone. That's kind of like Interscope's format. You have other labels that work records for six months--they believe in this record, and they believe in that record. So it's just about the mechanics behind the whole situation, I believe." (XXL Mag)
Ludacris protege Willy Northpole previously said his "#1 Side Chick" video was banned from BET due to the controversial sexual subject matter last summer.
Game Supported 50 Cent's "Before I Self Destruct" LP, "We Bought 17 Albums Man"

Former G-Unit member Game recently revealed how he supported 50 Cent's Before I Self Destruct album by purchasing nearly 20 copies and detailed why its first-week sales indicate Fif's decreasing popularity.
Game believes 50's sales are an indication of his current buzz.
"D*mn, I should have bought three more," Game said about Fif's album. "I tried to get him over that 160 mark, man. We bought 17 albums man, real talk. I just wanted to help him out man. I tried to get him into, I don't know, [if] my 17 was gonna get him to a million, I didn't know what I was doing. But eh, I support it, I support hip-hop, man. It's sad and tragic that he didn't do what he thought he would do. But he's 50, man, he'll find out a way to sell somebody some G-Unit Maxipads, or G-Unit tampons or G-Unit douches, he's a business man...I think if Dre would have came out on the same day, he would have did a million or something or he would have did his mark. I just think people aren't buying or are buying what has a buzz and what's hot. I think it's a thin line and I fall somewhere in the middle and that's what keeps me afloat and my longetivity is sustained." (Rap-Up TV)
The Black Wall Street leader recently shared his reaction to Fif's numbers.
"I am almost done with 50 Cent shots, I mean at this point, he is shooting himself. I mean for a guy to sell 10 million records his first time out and then to come back out and do 160,000 in the first week three albums later is a catastrophe. I really feel for him at this point. If he needs my help, then I will help him out and say his name a couple more times to help him float. I really feel bad about his first week, and I just want him to feel better about himself. Tell 50, there's always the next album." (All Hip Hop)
He also vouched for 50's album via Twitter last month.
T.I. To Be Released To Halfway House

According to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, rapper T.I. will be moved to a halfway house after serving months in a federal prison in Arkansas. T.I. could be released to a halfway house as early as January
Rumors regarding T.I.’s move to a halfway house began circulating on the Internet Tuesday (December 15) and were confirmed by a prisons spokesperson.
“…it’s not uncommon for inmates to be placed in community corrections for the last portion of their confinement to help with his transition,” Bureau of Prisons spokesman Edmond Ross told the Atlanta Journal Constitution.
T.I. was originally sentenced to serve a year and a day in prison, but he is expected to be released from prison custody on March 23, 2010.
The Atlanta rapper is currently serving time because of a sentence for illegal firearms possession and for possessing a gun as a convicted felon.
Hip-Hop High School Pictures

You may be the big gangsta rapper today, but at one point you were the smiling happy kid.
Hitler's Chair... Sorry
This will most likely offend some people.. but I still laughed, as will you. See ya'll in hell!

LL Cool J Denied Entry Into Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame

Hip Hop legend LL Cool J was not one of the artists selected for entry into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, it was announced recently.
Because LL's career began in 1984, this was the first year he was available to make the cut. He was joined by the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Kiss, Donna Summer and Laura Nyro as other acts who failed to make the cut as well.
Instead, The Stooges, ABBA and Genesis will be honored with entry into the Hall, which features only two Hip Hop acts: Grangmaster Flash and the Furious 5, and Run D.M.C. The latter was inducted last year.
This years entrants will be honored on March 15, 2010 in Waldorf Astoria in New York.
LL Cool J has been a tremendous figure in rap, known for his longevity - as well as being the early face of Def Jam. He was the first artist to sign to the storied rap label, and helped bring Hip Hop to the mainstream. The Queens native has released 12 albums (eight of which have gone platinum) and has been awarded two Grammys.
Chris Brown Deletes Twitter Page, Soulja Boy Tell Em Reacts

R&B singer Chris Brown has reportedly deleted his popular Twitter page after a month filled with rants and conspiracy theories about major retailers not stocking his album.
According to reports, Brown deleted the page Monday (December 14) evening.
Chris Brown is the latest artist to abandon the service completely, following the precedent set by Miley Cyrus and Lil Wayne. Brown's exit came after a week's worth of Twitter-based ranting about stores not stocking his new album Graffiti. Only a few hours after that revelation, Brown issued his finally tweet: "I wanna thank my fans for all the support," he wrote. "Goodbye!" The old address for his Twitter page now leads to the dreaded "Sorry, that page does not exist!" screen. (MTV)
While remaining brief, Soulja Boy Tell Em also shared his initial shock in seeing Brown's page disappear.
"@vegasodmg i know man, im talkin 100millions omg," he wrote on Twitter last night. "1st Miley then Chris.. who's next? @jack amazing. PrettyBoyGMoney wtf??? This *igga Soulja Boy Got More Followers Than Tom Got Friends On Myspace #d*mnshame." (Soulja Boy Tell Em's Twitter)
Rihanna Goes Topless For GQ's January 2010 Issue

Inside, when asked about her racy album shots, she says: "At one point [the record label chairman] came into the shoot, and he was like, 'Rihanna, put some fucking clothes on!'" Additional images below. [The Life Files, ONTD/Rihanna Daily]



Xbox Vs Nintendo
Had one for years and it still works, had the other for a few months and its broken already!

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