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Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Jewelry Store... Robbers Fail

These guys need to consider a new career path. LOL at the guy who throws the chair.






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Monday, August 31, 2009

Amber Rose Has A Problem.. Mentally!

I never was an Amber Rose fan... I mean sure the chick has a slammin body... but I'm just not feeling that haircut. I bet if you woke up after a drunken night and look over to see Amber Rose's shaved head lying on the pillow next to you, you might for a second think you had some gay sex. (I mean come on, the chick has the same hair cut as I do!)

However, overall it was original and it was working for her, I'll give her that. But now I think shes crossed the line with these contacts she's rockin. I mean she looks strate up possessed. I can't look at her face its freaking me out. And why is she looking up in everyone of the pics?!?












Anyways since Miss Rose wants to be original, here are some new looks she could try.

Amber Rose, your friendly neighborhood construction worker:





Amber Rose, that gay guy who lives down the block:




Amber Rose, what she really looks like in a thong:




By the way I didn't receive any photoshoped pics of myself... so the offer still stands!



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Sunday, August 30, 2009

Drake Has A Big Problem

This is a complete disaster! We have here, a pair of duplicate songs with same beat and the same hook! This is a terrible look for all parties involved... It seems as if the producer sold the beat to Kardi last year and then resold it this year to Drake. Now since I'm not a fan of Drake and don't know exactly what happend, I'm just going to go ahead and blame this whole thing on Drake.


Kardinal Offishall feat. Rock City – “Bring It Back”




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Drake feat. Kanye West, Lil Wayne and Eminem - “Forever”





Why am I blaming it all on Drake? Well, I'm not a fan of his $2 million advance. If the label doesn't re-coupe the money invested into him (which I don't think they will), people will lose jobs. People I personally know, have lost jobs because of bad investments on more then one occasion at more then one company, within the music industry. You may say this is the labels fault for signing wack artists... I say its the artists fault for being wack! Stop freestyling off Blackberrys and step your game up!


So I gave Drake some new looks:

Drake damn near broke his back when he took that tumble on stage...



His Holiness, Pope Drizzy Drake




Drake tried to Chris Brown someone....




Drake, when his album flops....




Drake, tell your homie to keep his hands to himself... HOMO FAIL. But then again Drake is signed to Young Money... Might be playing the kissing game...(ewww!)




Now call me a hater if you must, but if anyone wants to photoshop me and send it to me, go right ahead. I'll even put it on my blog, that is if your photoshop skills are up to par... Yup that's right, I'm inviting you to poke fun at me! Beware tho, you then might find your self as a feature on qwreck.com!



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Saturday, August 29, 2009

Kim Kardashian With Out Makeup

I used to think she was hot... not anymore! WTF it doesn't even look like her..... This chick is uglyyyyyy! And I thought the pic of her sunburned was bad....




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And now with make up... is this the same person?!?










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The Monster

This is one of those videos where its only funny as long as its not happening to your kid or someone that you know. But otherwise its HILARIOUS. I've watched this video over and over and I still crack up. I think this kid might grow up to be a serial killer? By the way I think he's the babysitter...







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Thursday, August 27, 2009

Kid Is Too Exicted Over Vanessa Hudgens Pics!!!



So Vanessa Hudgens is really hot... But this kid is a bit too excited about the new pics! However, he is definitely my new favorite video blogger! I think its great that hes like 10 and has already got internet porn figured out! His parents must be proud.

When I grow up, I want to be just like him... no wait I'm older then him! You will probably see this kid again on Judge Judy or Cops in about 10 years!

Woww....




Why didn't I see these sooner...




Him in 10 years hahah...





Another hot pic...I think this one is my favorite.






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Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Crazy Sex Positions!



I think I'm going to hell for this post....But here are some crazy sex positions!





The Wild Bronco

1. Start by having intercourse in a closet that opens with 2 doors. (like a horse race gate)
2. While having sex in the doggy position, grab onto her ponytail.
3. Just before you are about to finish yell out another girls name.
4. Hang on as long as you can, as she bursts out of the gate!





The Magician

1. Start by having intercourse against a window.
2. Have a friend sneak into the room and switch out with the friend.
3. Run outside to the window.
4. Tap on glass and wave hello to your former sex partner!
5. Then disappear!


*Warning*
I am not responsible for your girlfriend leaving you when you try these positions!


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Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Drunk Girl Vs Glass Table (falls through)

Wow this is why I only get drunk around certain people! I don't need my night ruined because you couldn't handle your liquor and decided to dance on a GLASS TABLE! This chick had no business being up on that table! Fail karma will always get you!

Oh what time is it??

Its time for the perkulator!!
Its time for the perkulator!!
Its time for the perkulator!!







"It went into my ____________" Hmm wonder where she meant...


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Monday, August 24, 2009

How To Fold A Shirt

Did anyone see the folding of her shirt??? I watched that clip several times.. nope didn't notice any shirt folding at all!








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Kid Nailed With Slingshot!

So my day got off to a rocky start today... but then I saw this video. Kinda made my bad day, not seem so bad!





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Sunday, August 23, 2009

Your Hot, But Your Fat Friend Can't Come






So I was out last night at a lounge with a very attractive young lady. All was going well but then she asked me if her friend could meet up with us. I said sure, but little did I know that her friend was pushing 200! When I saw this chick walk in the club my heart sunk faster then this chick on the trampoline!







So her friend comes in and sits down... with out hesitation I get up, say I'm heading to the bathroom, but walk straight to the exit! Sorry if you chill with a fat chick at a lounge or club you fail worse then this kid!







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Saturday, August 22, 2009

I Want To Marry You

Seriously who ever this chick is, open marriage proposal! I want to know when they are going to start selling these at Home Depot, because I'm pre-ordering 10,000!






Um I didn't really pay attention to what she was carrying in her "purse" haha





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