Drunk Girl Vs Glass Table (falls through)

Wow this is why I only get drunk around certain people! I don't need my night ruined because you couldn't handle your liquor and decided to dance on a GLASS TABLE! This chick had no business being up on that table! Fail karma will always get you!

Oh what time is it??

Its time for the perkulator!!
Its time for the perkulator!!
Its time for the perkulator!!







"It went into my ____________" Hmm wonder where she meant...


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How To Fold A Shirt

Did anyone see the folding of her shirt??? I watched that clip several times.. nope didn't notice any shirt folding at all!

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Kid Nailed With Slingshot!

So my day got off to a rocky start today... but then I saw this video. Kinda made my bad day, not seem so bad!

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Your Hot, But Your Fat Friend Can't Come

So I was out last night at a lounge with a very attractive young lady. All was going well but then she asked me if her friend could meet up with us. I said sure, but little did I know that her friend was pushing 200! When I saw this chick walk in the club my heart sunk faster then this chick on the trampoline!







So her friend comes in and sits down... with out hesitation I get up, say I'm heading to the bathroom, but walk straight to the exit! Sorry if you chill with a fat chick at a lounge or club you fail worse then this kid!

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I Want To Marry You

Seriously who ever this chick is, open marriage proposal! I want to know when they are going to start selling these at Home Depot, because I'm pre-ordering 10,000!






Um I didn't really pay attention to what she was carrying in her "purse" haha

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Money On The Floor

Check out this new track by Corte Ellis - Money On The Floor, produced by yours truly (Q-Wreck) For those of you don't know, he is talking about being at a strip club!

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Chick Makes The Same Face In Every Pictures Part 2

So if you haven't seen the original video check it out here

Otherwise check out this qwreck.com exclusive! Different chick same dumb face! lol








Word on the street is that this chick is so easy 2 cave man could do her!

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Stripper Fail

Wait for it.. wait for it... wait for it... BAM! HaHaHaHaHa!

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We Run This Traffic.. Remix!!

I think this effectively proves my theory that you can put the wackest rapper on a hot beat, and still have a hot song! I love her rap hand gestures!






Another news reporter fail.... HaHa!

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A Fine Line Between Bravery And Stupidity...

Which side do you think these kids are on!?!?

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Top 5 Reasons Why Kanye West Is Harder Than Your Favorite Rapper

1.) Your favorite rapper has bodyguards? Kanye fights for himself! Just ask TMZ or MTV's Punk'd!

2.) When was the last time your favorite rapper called out the President on National TV and wasn't jailed for it? On top of that he still has a relevant career?

3.) When was the last time Kanye was robbed for his Jesus piece?

4.) Amber Rose loves thugs. (ex. Cassidy)

5.) Kanye West has never been punched in his "Side Eye". (Joe Buddens)

Shout out to guest blogger Darnell: http://twitter.com/wrinkleDTshirt

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VladTV / Star & Buc Wild's NY After-Work Industry Lounge

Come out tonight (Friday) at Touch and join me for the one and only VladTV / Star & Buc Wild Party!!! If you don't go and your a male... Fail. If you don't go and your a sexy single female... EPIC FAIL

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DJ Bin Laden Is Spinning Today!

Seriously tho, I think DJ Bin Laden might be spinning at some of the radio stations here in NYC. I'm almost at the point that I want to take my radio and frisbee it out onto the highway due to the copious amounts of trash perpetuated on my local radio stations.




Dear Mr. DJ:

1. Stop cutting songs off half way through... It's bad enough when someone sees you jamming out in your car but worse when the song cuts to the next and your still rocking out to the last song!






2. Stop playing the same songs over and over! Seriously, if I hear that same Drake song again I'm gonna lose my mind!





3. Stop scratching and looping the song like your a club DJ. When your in the car you don't want to hear the intro to a song 15 times. When your at the club and too drunk to notice, then you won't care. (but he looks mad bored, not drunk lol!)




4. Stop doing voice over dubs and cutting into the track to do a shout out. No one cares what you have to say Dee Jayyy!

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Woman Fails Driving Test Over 700 Times?!?

No sooner did I put up yesterday's post and started talking about bad drivers, did I hear this story. Apparently a woman in Korea failed the Driving Test OVER 700 TIMES!!!

FAIL!

FAIL!

FAIL!

FAIL!

FAIL!

Here is the full story:

They really need that IQ test.. ASAP!! Oh and I give her NO CREDIT! You fail that much maybe its just not meant to be! But then again, I don't know who fails more, that driving woman or this chick.... Observe:

Instead of an airbag, how bout if a a knife shot out? Then there would be no accidents! I mean seriously are you gonna drive more then 10 mph, if you know there is a knife waiting for you? (lol its a joke, relax!)

R.I.P Lamborghini.... =(
Imagine having to explain that one! "Well see I was driving along and then this dear came and my car just caught on fire!" haha

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Can You Fax That Back To Me, It Was My Only Copy...

So I was at work today and I was waiting on some documents to be faxed to our office. Well the documents came, and so did a panicked phone call about 10 minutes later. "Can you fax that back to me, it was my only copy" (FAIL)

Now, I'm not sure how she thought a fax machine worked... But I'm guessing it was something along the lines that the documents got smashed into the fax wires and then came out the other side? SMH @ her for even using a fax...




Anyways, I told her that I'd fax it back to her. (But I never did) Few minutes later, I got a call saying thank you! I'm guessing she thought the original documents that were still in her fax the whole time, were the faxed back copies. SMH SMH SMH SMH SMH!

This is probably the same chick who has a car like this:



I swear they really need to start making IQ tests part of the driving test. A 15 minute test could save me the hassle of dealing with your terrible driving skills! (Bad Geico quote I know, I know!)


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