So I've been having some bad luck with clubs recently. I was at the club again last night and the place was a Zoo! Seriously! Every animal kingdom was representing last night hard body karate!!!
Observe:
The monkeys came through and showed love!
Next up was the giraffes!
This bird thing flew in too!
Finally, this lama thing cam through? I'm not sure what she is! HA!
I don't even know where to start on this one. She weighs more then you homie! Your face says a combination of "I just sh*t my pants" and "Get this hippopotamus off of me" I mean damn yo she's past fat and pushing chunky. So here are the Pros and Cons of meeting women at the club.
Cons
If you meet a chick at the club, you'll hang your head in shame when you realize you have no ability to get with anything but a hippo..
If you meet a chick at the club, she wont hesitate to choke you when your passed out!
Pros
If you meet a chick at the club, you get to play herpes roulette! (what you don't wanna play?!?)
If you meet a chick at the club, you'll be too drunk to notice she she looks like this:
So basically nothing good can come out of meeting women at the club. Bring some of your own girls with you next time buddy...
So I'm kinda disappointed that this whole Kanye thing out-shined Lil Mama's disaster on stage. At least Kanye was TRYING to do something when he got on stage... Lil Mama was just off in every way possible! Here is the video:
On a side note, I'm quite confused about the VMA's at this point....
Taylor Swift won best female video and Beyonce won best video of the year.
But if Taylor Swift beat Beyonce for best female video, why wasn't she a nominee for best video of the year? And if Beyonce had the best video of the year overall how is it possible for Taylor Swift to have beat her for best female video? Maybe I'm missing something here....
Anyways, here's some Lil Mama photoshop!!
It would be hilarious if Lil Mama did a diss record to Jay Z and Alicia called "Don't Appreciate My Presence" But in the meantime she need to Get her lip gloss poppin self back on the short bus and g-slide out!
Yes it was a total scam, a hoax, AND a FAILURE....at least it sure seems that way!
Kanye west > Def Jam > Universal Music Group
Taylor Swift > Big Machine > Universal Music Group
It doesn't take a Music Industry genius to figure out this one. In fact this strategy is used over and over by Universal.
Examples:
Kanye VS 50 Cent (both under Universal)
50 Cent Vs Rick Ross (both under Universal)
Let me also say, that I think this strategy is pure genius on the part of Universal, I just find it amazing that the general public buys into this stuff. (shout out to all my people at Universal!) Either that, or Kanye just has Award Show Turrets!
On a side note, I thought that the single ladies video was wack... I mean seriously... Beyonce and 2 other girls dancing around for a whole song? That's a video?
I'm not sure what this cop was thinking? Why not stand on the side of the road and flag people down? Or do a rolling stop... I guess that ambulance is going to have to make another stop!
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