Can You Fax That Back To Me, It Was My Only Copy...

So I was at work today and I was waiting on some documents to be faxed to our office. Well the documents came, and so did a panicked phone call about 10 minutes later. "Can you fax that back to me, it was my only copy" (FAIL)

Now, I'm not sure how she thought a fax machine worked... But I'm guessing it was something along the lines that the documents got smashed into the fax wires and then came out the other side? SMH @ her for even using a fax...




Anyways, I told her that I'd fax it back to her. (But I never did) Few minutes later, I got a call saying thank you! I'm guessing she thought the original documents that were still in her fax the whole time, were the faxed back copies. SMH SMH SMH SMH SMH!

This is probably the same chick who has a car like this:



I swear they really need to start making IQ tests part of the driving test. A 15 minute test could save me the hassle of dealing with your terrible driving skills! (Bad Geico quote I know, I know!)


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6 Month Old Baby Gets Dissed At Burger King?

No shoes, no service? Apparently you can be too dumb to work at Burger King? FAIL @ the manger! And this guy looks a bit too happy to be working at Burger King!

Burger King Epic Win!



Burger King Epic Fail!



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Water Slide Down A Mountain... WOW

I wonder if they had a test dummy try it out first... ridiculous skill, or incredible luck?



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Drake Falls On Stage At His Camden NJ Performance

So Drake fell on stage at Camden, NJ performance because he had a sprained knee? Or something, I don't really care cuz he slams HARD!! Here is the video:




Looks like it back to the wheelchair for Drake. Heart break Drake just broke his leg! lol





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The Club Was A Zoo Last Night... Again!!!

So I was out again last night and the place was a total zoo! All kinds of animals were out last night!


First up, Curious George the monkey was representing real hard last night!!

This chick strate up had hair like a horse!

Even the cowardly lion was chillin in the club!






Last but not least the Tin Can Man came through and showed love!







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Eminem Loses Kim Kardashian To Kanye West??

So reports are saying that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s close relationship pissed Reggie Bush off. Reggie saw texts from Kanye on Kim’s phone and flipped out on her! Meanwhile, Reggie has been dating a latina model from Miami named Ortega! Apparently it is true, that behind every beautiful women, there is a man whos tired of hitting it, and 100 more waiting in line.

Well looks like Kanye was first in line. So does this mean Eminem has lost Kim to Kanye West? Kim was getting around but not with you Em! I'd like to see an Eminem and Kanye beef come from this! In fact, I'd like to see Eminem beef with anyone, just to see Eminem destroy them! (Eminem destroys Mariah Carey and wack ass Nick Cannon)

Personally, I don't see what is so great bout Kim Kardashian. Put her on the beach with no makeup and she looks like any other chick!

Yeah, that greasy, pimple, sunburnt forehead = NOT SEXY

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So Close, But So Far Away... Epic FAILS!

Today is the first day of FAIL FRIDAY'S!!


Hunting is definitely not your sport homie! Shaq can shoot better then you!




I just heard of a great new work out! Its called "There's no hope, just kill yourself!"



No comments, just FAIL, FAIL ,FAIL!!!





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EVERY Kanye West Sample!

I knew he sampled, but I had no idea to this extent! I wonder why I'm over here trying to make up original beats, when I can just steal everyone else! Now don't get it twisted I respect Kanye and his work, but where do u draw the line between sampling and stealing?




(fail on my part for chosing a white robber... SMH)


I'm not sure myself but here is a funny clip of a guy watching Kayne making a beat!




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Eminem - The Warning - New Mariah Carey Diss July 2009

This is dope. I'd love to see if he releases some pics! Moral of the story? Don't take naked pictures!




I still can't believe that shes married to wack ass Nick Cannon...





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A Dirty Work Out?? Or Is It Just Me??

As I watching this clip, I started wondering, is it me or is this workout very suggestive?



I can't watch a woman eating a banana either...




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It's My Birthday!

On vacation for my birthday! Posts start again on Friday July 31st!

The Worst Song I've Ever Heard!!

So I came across this video and immediately came to the conclusion that this is possibly the worst thing I've ever heard... WOW. Even William Hung knows this band is terrible!




Seriously, I'm not even trying to be mean, (yes I am!) but I've never seen a deaf and dumb singer with a lisp. I can't understand a word she said! I can understand Twista better then this chick.




I still can't get over it...I think every time I watch this video a small baby dies somewhere in the world. So being a music producer, I took it upon my self to help this band out! (Not really!)





LOL at my self for even getting them to dance on beat!



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The Club Was A Zoo Last Night... SERIOUSLY!!

So I've been having some bad luck with clubs recently. I was at the club again last night and the place was a Zoo! Seriously! Every animal kingdom was representing last night hard body karate!!!

Observe:

The monkeys came through and showed love!






Next up was the giraffes!

This bird thing flew in too!






Finally, this lama thing cam through? I'm not sure what she is! HA!






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People Who Look Like Star Wars Characters Should Not Be In The Club!

So I woke up this morning and tried to remember what happened last night. Then I remembered there was a Star Wars Parade through the club last night!

No one told me it was dress like your favorite Stars Wars character! Not that I would have dressed up anyways! These people look like damn fools!

First up is this hot mess. She came waltzing through the club looking like Jabba The Hut!






Next up was 3CPO. I don't think I could get my face to look like that if I tried.







Finally, Master Yoda came bouncing through the club! Even his ears match... wtf?!?








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