ShamWow Guy Goes To Jail

Its 2am... and I think this video is HILARIOUS! "I hired a hooker, she bit my tongue off, I beat the shit outta her!" HAHA! Best quote ever!

Girl Dances To Money On The Floor

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Aubrey O'Day Addresses Peepshow Nude Photo

I don't understand why you would take your clothes, to address nude photos.... If your worried bout how you look, maybe you shouldn't take your clothes off at all? Just a thought....

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Rick Ross Got Robbed By 4 Hoes

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Quick some one call the police! Oh wait... the police are already here!!!!




OFFICER RICKYYYY!!





More Cop Failure.... Cops caught playing Nintendo Wii instead of investigating drug bust.

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Black Dada - I'm A Zoe

Hot New Music.

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The Club Was A Zoo Last Night

So I've been having some bad luck with clubs recently. I was at the club again last night and the place was a Zoo! Seriously! Every animal kingdom was representing last night hard body karate!!!

Observe:

The monkeys came through and showed love!






Next up was the giraffes!

This bird thing flew in too!






Finally, this lama thing cam through? I'm not sure what she is! HA!

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Money On The Floor - Corte Ellis

Some hot new music from Q-Wreck himself. Check out the video below:

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Don't Meet Women At The Club

Dude.. seriously? WTF...

I don't even know where to start on this one. She weighs more then you homie! Your face says a combination of "I just sh*t my pants" and "Get this hippopotamus off of me" I mean damn yo she's past fat and pushing chunky. So here are the Pros and Cons of meeting women at the club.


Cons

If you meet a chick at the club, you'll hang your head in shame when you realize you have no ability to get with anything but a hippo..

If you meet a chick at the club, she wont hesitate to choke you when your passed out!

Pros

If you meet a chick at the club, you get to play herpes roulette! (what you don't wanna play?!?)

If you meet a chick at the club, you'll be too drunk to notice she she looks like this:

So basically nothing good can come out of meeting women at the club. Bring some of your own girls with you next time buddy...

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Mileena Hayes Sexy Phootshoot

This chick is HOT.

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Chris Brown Begins Community Service

So unfortunately, qwreck.com didn't exist when the original incident occurred but here are some pics of Mr. Brown.


Knock Em Out Brown... Wow I'm actually impressed with how well this came out.



Before and after Rihanna



Chris Breezy got off easy! HA! (I should get signed by Sony lol)



In unrelated news, Diddy Explodes On Hip Hop Cops outside the VMA's. Here is the video.

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Lets Not Forget About Lil Mama!

So I'm kinda disappointed that this whole Kanye thing out-shined Lil Mama's disaster on stage. At least Kanye was TRYING to do something when he got on stage... Lil Mama was just off in every way possible! Here is the video:




On a side note, I'm quite confused about the VMA's at this point....

Taylor Swift won best female video and Beyonce won best video of the year.

But if Taylor Swift beat Beyonce for best female video, why wasn't she a nominee for best video of the year? And if Beyonce had the best video of the year overall how is it possible for Taylor Swift to have beat her for best female video? Maybe I'm missing something here....


Anyways, here's some Lil Mama photoshop!!












It would be hilarious if Lil Mama did a diss record to Jay Z and Alicia called "Don't Appreciate My Presence" But in the meantime she need to Get her lip gloss poppin self back on the short bus and g-slide out!

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Kanye West Is A Jackass

Audio of President Obama calling Kanye West a jackass in an off the record interview:




Kanye West after his next album release when he only sells 10 copies!




Kanye West is Hip-Hop's court jester.




Steve "Mr. West" Urkel








Sorry Mr. West, but your a Homo!

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Kanye West VMA SCAM

Yes it was a total scam, a hoax, AND a FAILURE....at least it sure seems that way!




Kanye west > Def Jam > Universal Music Group

Taylor Swift > Big Machine > Universal Music Group





It doesn't take a Music Industry genius to figure out this one. In fact this strategy is used over and over by Universal.

Examples:

Kanye VS 50 Cent (both under Universal)

50 Cent Vs Rick Ross (both under Universal)


Let me also say, that I think this strategy is pure genius on the part of Universal, I just find it amazing that the general public buys into this stuff. (shout out to all my people at Universal!) Either that, or Kanye just has Award Show Turrets!





On a side note, I thought that the single ladies video was wack... I mean seriously... Beyonce and 2 other girls dancing around for a whole song? That's a video?

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